This is Pterrible Hat

And now… a poem about our Hats!

In a dumpster dim and dank,
Where the moonlight barely sank,
I, the opossum, found a treasure rare,
Hats galore, beyond compare!

With whiskers twitching in delight,
I pawed through the bins all night,
And from the depths, I plucked with glee,
The finest hats you’ll ever see!